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[dontrainonmyparade]

OMG BLAINE'S HERE! We should have a party!

Comments

[justbeingaqueen]

How about HELL TO THE NO?

[dontrainonmyparade]

Awww, why not?! It will be fun! We can have a welcome party for Blaine, 'Cedes and Jeff! A big reunion!

[justbeingaqueen]

NO! No, no, no! Look, I love you all to bits, and I'm glad more of us are here, but I went two years without him, and then another 24 hours when they kept him from me. This MY time with him, and I'm not fucking sharing him yet. You can all just deal.

[dontrainonmyparade]

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Kurtie's getting his lay on :D

[justbeingaqueen]

I am not justifying that with an answer.

[dontrainonmyparade]

That's an "I JUST HAD SEX" answer, Hummiebuns!

[justbeingaqueen]

Next time we go for a walk on the beach? I'm pushing you off the wharf for the sharks.

[dontrainonmyparade]

That would mean you have to stop riding hubby long enough to get some fresh air.

[justbeingaqueen]

I waited two years to consummate my marriage. I don't give a donkey's butt about fresh air right now.

[dontrainonmyparade]

YOU ADMIT IT! WOO-HOO! GO BLAINERS! THAT'S OUR BOY! :D

[justbeingaqueen]

OMG, get the Exorcist! You've been possessed by Noah Puckerman!

[dontrainonmyparade]

I'll make a shampoo mohawk in my next bath just in your honour, sweetie. But let's get back to YOU HAD SEX!

[justbeingaqueen]

What did you think we were going to do when he finally got here? Crochet doilies and eat scones?

[dontrainonmyparade]

I'd suggest a penis warmer for Blaine, but this is a tropical island, so...

[justbeingaqueen]

I'm Blaine's penis warmer, thank you very much.